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Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."




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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2005-04-28 [Avoral]: Oh! *Just checked the house* One of those myriad LotR fangirls. THAT'S the grounds. Another little thing who's sold her soul to the popular thing. Probably Orlando Bloom or whoever the hell that guy is who played Aragorn.

2005-04-28 [Delladreing]: No I believe he was the elf...which is even more worrying at times O_o

2005-04-28 [Lost in Illusions]: Orlando Bloom - Legolas the Elf...

2005-04-28 [Avoral]: Yeah, either/or. Either Orlando or the guy who played Aragorn.

2005-04-28 [Lost in Illusions]: Vigor Mortenson...? I think that's it. sounds right, anyway.

2005-04-28 [Avoral]: Nah, I DO know the first name. Viggo. It's too weird to forget.

2005-04-28 [Lost in Illusions]: ah... well, I remember his last name, so that's it.... Viggo Mortenson. Read my philosophy essay! It's completely biased and vindictive, but I like it, and everyone that's read it says that it is the best work they've read by me yet. ^_^! That makes me feel good.

2005-04-28 [Avoral]: Ooh, I'mma check it out when I'm finally done with my big project I have to do within the next eight hours.

2005-04-28 [Lost in Illusions]: ah... alrighty, then ^^ I just wanted your opinion cause I value it and we share many of the same ideals.... I forgot someone that I model my philosophies after, thogh.... Heraclitus >< All is flux.

2005-04-28 [Avoral]: Oh yes. Well, Thales and Anaxagoras had the same idea, but Heraclitus did solidify it.By the way, I overturned a rock and found about half the Internet's supply of papers on the mind-body problem and general consciousness as it is. Figured you might enjoy that.

2005-04-28 [Lost in Illusions]: Ive done plenty of research on everything that Ive done in Philosophy and Ethics... Im researched out. In fact, that paper is nothing by my personal opinion, along with what I know of my own accord on the subjects we've talked about. Thats one reason it's relatively short.

2005-04-28 [Avoral]: Yeah, I know how that goes. Putting in chunks of one thing and chunks of another to build your idea from prior ideas.

2005-04-28 [Lost in Illusions]: yep... look at all those people in my essay... I can garantee that not one of those ideas is without influence.

2005-04-28 [Avoral]: Exactly.

2005-04-28 [maryanne]: No, actually, what I am most a fan of in LotR is the great big elephants. As for other grounds, I'm Atheist for one thing, Deist at the very most. Plus this whole conformity thing is hysterical. The differences in people is pretty much the only redeemable quality of humanity.

2005-04-28 [Furr]: The big elefants from Haradwaith, would be known as Mastodonts. Or Olifants, as Samwise Gamgee calls them. <-- Needless info.

2005-04-28 [maryanne]: Mastodonts. Hadn't heard that before. You do mean Mumakil don't you? And Oliphaunts (sorry- being nitpicky about spelling)?

2005-04-28 [Furr]: "Oh yes. Mumakil. Why didn't I remember that. Stupid me. And the spelling differs, from place to place.."

2005-04-28 [Tails Of the Revolution]: One of the songs for the local Audition of Death was written by a guy named Thomas Oliphaunt.... random trivia.

2005-04-29 [iippo]: I took that college-humour thing, attached it to a mail and sent it to my bf, sayign that his housemate had sent it to me and I was asking permission to say 'yes' to him.

2005-04-29 [levhole]: heh heh heh, nice

2005-05-02 [iippo]: He didn't take it quite like so... O_o;;; He got so mad... Unbelievable... XD It was a very successful joke... *considers...* Maybe I should grow up... But then again, why waste energy on something useless like that? :P

2005-05-04 [Avoral]: Damns it all. Now I finally get the chance to get back online, and the whole prospect of toying with [maryanne]'s head has grown stale. Oh well, there will be others. There are ALWAYS others. The carbon copies clad in black shall ever continue to march.

2005-05-04 [iippo]: That's the spirit - keep it up.

2005-05-04 [Avoral]: Damn skr8. Well, back to incessantly proclaiming myself the sole owner of Elfpack's Giffie-Pets.

2005-05-04 [maryanne]: I'm still here.

2005-05-04 [maryanne]: were you refering to me as a carbon copy clad in black? You're the one enforcing such conformity. Plus I don't normally wear black. I'm a huge fan of bright colors.

2005-05-22 [Avoral]: I was, indeed. Your head has a very thick ebon covering around it. Read between the lines, dearie.

2005-05-22 [iippo]: ¬_¬

2005-05-22 [Delladreing]: *sits in the corner and watches with great amusement*

2005-05-22 [Lost in Illusions]: it's amazing how little people pay attention to details... they see something like "Conformity, Inc." and assume "Oh, this must be a wiki where everyone is the same... woohoo!" Learn to read, and actually take 5 minutes to read the description thing... durr! ><

2005-05-22 [Tails Of the Revolution]: the name is really more of a clever pun than anything.

2005-05-22 [Lost in Illusions]: exactly... satire is great; it just takes the right person to realize it... like "Conformity, Inc." I'd explain it, but it'd take too much for these puny minds to comprehend, if they dont understand it anyhow.

2005-05-22 [maryanne]: I did read it. You're saying how everyone should to conform to God's will, and smite anyone who doesn't, right? I'm just saying how it's funny that the enemies of the conformists, "carbon copies clad in black" as you dubbed them, actually conform with themselves, according to you. It's just kind of funny.

2005-05-22 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Exactly. "It's just kind of funny." That's basically the entire point.

2005-05-22 [Lost in Illusions]: yep. Nothing more, nothing less. Think of it what you will, but there's nothing really to it, besides it just being a bit of satire.

2005-05-24 [iippo]: The thing is, the carbon copies tend to go around saying "Waah, I'm so different and no one understand's me!"

2005-05-24 [Neimo]: I'm different... *poses!* Nobody understands me... *poses more* Oh yeah, baby... I'm so misunderstood... *wiggles* *plots to get rich off of Carbon Copies* *...will rule the world*

2005-05-24 [Lost in Illusions]: *blinks and backs slowly away* I am different... but not because I choose to be.. just that my ideals are not like others and I choose my own ideals, not based off of some spastic media trend, but because I actually believe them... in fact, all of my ideas are my own, whether copied or original; all my philosophies that I have came from me - I just found out last semester that those ideas were actually other peoples' before mine.

2005-05-24 [Neimo]: *chuckles* 

2005-05-24 [Lost in Illusions]: *shrugs* I didnt really find it funny, but I did find it interesting that I concluded all of those theories based on my own reason and all these philosophers said the same thing that I did, and I had never even heard of some of them, like Sartre and Kierkegaard... I knew who they were, but not really what they stood for, and when I read on them, I found out their ideas are dangerously similar to my own... odd, huh?

2005-05-25 [iippo]: Yeah. It is difficult to find anything anymore that hasn't been done a million times before. "Nothing new under the sun."

2005-05-26 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: Greetings, one and all!

2005-05-26 [Lost in Illusions]: greetings, right back to ya. I dont know you, but hi anyway ^^

2005-05-26 [Delladreing]: *waves from her corner* evening

2005-05-26 [Lost in Illusions]: heya Del.. it's 2:20 in the afternoon here... but hiya, all the same. Blah, Im bored... sitting in the office on break with nothing to do, but no worries.. I always think I have nothing to do, then I get swamped.. hehe.

2005-05-26 [Delladreing]: its half past seven here, so evening. but good afternoon to you. im studying...and watching my tv in spannish as its stuck on it again >.<

2005-05-26 [Remliel, Nephilim of Gabriel]: To those who don't know me, which is most of you, I am one of the elect. I have been for a while, I just haven't had time to write much lately.

2005-05-27 [iippo]: Ok. Whoa, deladreing is a she?!?!!?!? O____O

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: o.o you didnt know that? heh.. she is. possers of elftown. They're entertaining, come join in their pseudo-angst.. "Oh youre not goffick cuz you no likey heavey metil muzik.. you likey classik so you cant be goffick"

2005-05-27 [iippo]: XD

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: yesh im a she....why does everyone think im male?! *goes off to cry in a corner*

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: and im over it >.> athough id like to stress the fact that i am very much female >.< very very very much so.

2005-05-27 [iippo]: Alright, don't worry, [Jeesum Crowe] has the exactly same problem in ET. Me, I have that problem in Real Life (well, not in England, I's a girl in England alright).

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: lol I'm not I'm just looking for something to take my stress out on, and being called male is a good reason ^_-.

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: go go go! You must help me destroy.. my advesary is actually 18.. isnt that pathetic that an 18 year-old cant even spell out words like 'you' and 'are' and has to use words like "lykeing?" Maybe she's English and that's just the terminology over there, but I just find it useless when they cant take two seconds to type a real, intelligible word.

2005-05-27 [iippo]: Technically I didn't call you male, I was simply surprised that you was female... ("And options are?") XD Oh, I once I asked a kid I know: "How many different genders are there?" He answered: "Six." "And they are?" "Girls... boys... grannies and other oldies."

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: True but its still the implication :p

2005-05-27 [iippo]: Fair play. Sorry, won't happen again - if it doesn, you have my permission to shoot my head off.

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: sounds fair to me *offers hand out to shake& id be manly and spit on it but then people might get the wrong idea again ^_-

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe.. funny. I didnt think you were a male, Del. Heehee, that's a near-rhyme ^^ Im all giddy because I get to destroy another 'goffick' wiki. I really have no problem with the true gothic culture, but it's these idiotic pretenders getting all their ideas from 'cool' shows like Buffy and Angel that annoy me. Especially when they say that you HAVE to be a certain way to be nonconformist. There's a paradox... "There is a method and criteria to being nonconformist"

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: ooh, that would make a nice little satirical essay *runs off to type up a quick essay on the topic* ^^

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: but, grrr, before I do that, give me an intelligent title for a rant/rave/essay wiki..

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: maybe use the letters of the word "satirical" like "sad annoying tits inbred rats idiots cock ass liars" ? or somehting like that? i dunno, im too medicated just now to think *migraine*

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: haha.. interesting idea, but all my essays arent satire.. I wont push ya too hard.. just trying to think of an inventive name for my wiki without being obvious like "Chris' ranting wiki."

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: ah ok hmm *thinks*

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: grrr... I can write a ten page satirical essay on the process of nonconformity, but I cant think of a 4-word title for my rant wiki ><

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: <insert witty remark here>. Sure, it's not the most original, but that'll do for a temporary title while I get it up and running.

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: lol fair enough

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe. It pretty much explains everything that the wiki has in it. And that'll clean up my house so that all I have is just random thoughts.. I Like my random thoughts.. they're funny.... well, some of them, anyway.

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: my radom thoughts tend to be very bitchy and scathing these days, its great lol

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: I know... aint apathy grand? I like the random thought I had the other day... "Laxatives + Sleeping pills = a bad idea."

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: ....nice now i cant stop thinking about that

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe... I had that in my mood the other day and 6 people asked me if I knew that from personal experience... the story goes, I was watching TV and there was a laxative commercial on, and after that a sleeping pill ad, so my mind started wandering and i came to that epiphany. hehe.

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: lol ahh i see

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: yeah... Ive been thinking a lot of random things lately... like that.. and Ive been really horny for the last week -_- but lets not get into that.

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: O.o thanks for that

2005-05-27 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe.. sorry. I just felt like saying that... random.. right?

2005-05-27 [Delladreing]: random is one word yes

2005-05-27 [iippo]: Random is the naughty word. Basically because it doesn't exactly exist.

2005-06-08 [Delladreing]: guess who started her own cult...i mean social gathering >.>

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: oooh, a cult. Is there a suicide pact?

2005-06-08 [Delladreing]: no im trying to stop that, im already in trouble for telling some kid to jump already

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: darn.. I wanted to shave my head and become a eunich, then we can all drink the punch with arsenic, rat poison and Paul Reiser's bestseller at the farewell party!

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: (and in case you didnt get the allusion, I was referring to Family Guy, when Meg made friends with that creepy girl and was at that suicide party with all those other people.. Stewie's 1st birthday episode)

2005-06-08 [Delladreing]: i was wondering where i'd seen that before...

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe, yeah.. alright, so the boys didnt shave their heads, but I want to! Please, oh please, can we have a suicide party?

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: on a completely unrelated topic, take back elftown: Support or no? I do support it, but I was being all attacked earlier because of my name being seemingly offensive.. -_- says so much for free speech, doesnt it?

2005-06-08 [Delladreing]: *rolls eyes* im with it, but theres actually too many whiners on it for me to keep watching the page without wanting to tell somone to jump again >.>

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe.. I kinda feel the same way.. but people are actually praising my essay thing, so Im watching it for now. Go read my latest bit of satire: Vive de Revolution! Keep in mind, though it does have a bit of a serious undertone, it is meant for humour. Apparantly, it looked like to some of the people in TEB that I was this war-hungry bastard ready to kill any offender of the ET rules.. *eyeroll*

2005-06-08 [Delladreing]: *snorts* silly people, they'd freak if they read Playgans where my murderous intentions are made wuite clear

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe.. dont get me wrong.. I still have evil intentions, but they're just hidden meanings.. I like to make people guess at what I mean most of the time.. leads to more thrill when Im actually shooting them down.

2005-06-08 [Delladreing]: haha fair enough

2005-06-08 [Lost in Illusions]: ^^ I love it. it's so great to make people guess.

2005-06-09 [iippo]: I support TBE in spirit but I won't go near that page and I don't want their fake badges. I 'unno, the whole thing is a bit... off.

2005-06-09 [Delladreing]: it smacks of hypocrism...is that even a word...you know what i mean right? *has had one too many drinks tonight* some of the people on there i know for a fact are involved in some of the more seedier things that go on here. One of the girls was going on about how much cybering disgusts her, funny that because i happen to know shes not, she keeps pestering my friends for it.

2005-06-09 [Lost in Illusions]: the correct term is 'hypocrocy.' I can definitely tell there is something a bit off.. I went over there, yesterday and got jumped by that same person (the one that says cybering sickens her and pesters others for it) over my former name (Whore for love) because it was apparently offensive to her. I really dont know how to feel about it. I put a badge up in my house to support, but I really dont care to get involved, unless they pose me as a guard.. ooh, that could be fun.

2005-06-09 [Delladreing]: thats the word i was looking for, cheers ;). meh thats people for you, lol ooh guard privs fun fun ;)

2005-06-09 [Lost in Illusions]: yes.. mayhaps I can make up some ridiculous charge and just eject some idiots that I dont like ^^ Abuse of power is fun.

2005-06-09 [Delladreing]: lol yea, until you get caught in which case you are up shit creek without a paddle, a life jacket and then you realise theres a hole in the boat lol

2005-06-09 [Lost in Illusions]: Oh, like the guards that are in charge are so pure.. Ive seen them kick plent of people off "because they are idiots and spam people with messages.." Hah, if that's a reason to kick people off, Im ready to be passed the torch *evil smirk*

2005-06-10 [Delladreing]: grabted some of them arent, but some of them are bloody zealous over it >.<

2005-06-10 [Lost in Illusions]: Im trying to convince them in the TEB movement to delete houses that are empty, abandoned, or the member is banned, but there's some rule that, if you delete a house, you delete the number so the numbers get all screwed up.. apparently, a lot of people know members by numbers rather than name. What I dont get is, how is deleting a name going to make the number descend? It's like if you have a few skittles labeled '1, 2, 3..." Just because you eat skittle #3 doesnt mean that skittle numbers 4 and 5 are going to become 3 and 4.. they stay 4 and 5 and 3 becomes nonexistent. Does that make sense? In other words, just because you delete a house number, doesnt mean that the system needs to be>

2005-06-10 [Lost in Illusions]: screwed up.. you would just assign the next person to sign on the next available number and so on.. Does any of that make sense, because I would hate to think I just wasted to comment box-fulls just ranting on something non-important.

2005-06-10 [Furr]: It makes sense, really. But some systems aren't set to do it like that. When something is removed, the whole row goes up. And I log in by my number, so it if was changed all of sudden, well, I'd be confused as hell.

2005-06-10 [Lost in Illusions]: well, then I can understand the fuss over it, but there has to be a way to get rid of these hundreds of abandoned houses..

2005-06-10 [Furr]: A change in the system, perhaps. I'm no coder, or anything, but I think it would somehow be possible to do so, that users clicking in on dead houses gets a 403, or even a 404.. Idunno.. But that would be equally bad..

2005-06-10 [Lost in Illusions]: I wonder if 000001 is still here.. hehe.

2005-06-10 [Lost in Illusions]: eh, it's [Hedda], so I guess so.

2005-06-12 [iippo]: So you are the person trying to convince hedda to screw up the number system! I heard people complain about that complain... heh. But I realyl do object someone new coming to ET and getting a lower number than me: would just assign the next person to sign on the next available number. I would have a small fit ^^;;; And I know people who sign in with number too.

2005-06-12 [Lost in Illusions]: what can I say? Im a rebel *sarcastic "whooo"* I just get annoyed with these houses that have been gone for numerous days.

2005-06-12 [iippo]: Why?

2005-06-12 [Lost in Illusions]: *shrugs* Just seems a waste of space that could be used to do something better than belong to some person who doesnt even care, anymore.

2005-06-13 [iippo]: But why do you go to such houses? And do you try to interact with them?

2005-06-13 [Lost in Illusions]: just randomly going through different houses, and no, I dont try to interact with them. I dont know.. it just seems that maybe ET would run smoother if there were not so many unused webpages taking up space, namely the empty houses.

2005-06-13 [iippo]: :\ I've only heard Hedda complain about big, often-edited wikipages (like rps and such) being the most troublesome, and that they try to control with that annoying red text "wikipage too big!"

2005-06-13 [Lost in Illusions]: yeah, I dont get that.. what is too big, anyway? I mean, I start a new wiki, and two or three paragraphs in, it's already "too big"

2005-06-13 [Lost in Illusions]: which reminds me.. go read my new essay wiki! <insert witty remark here>. *lame plug blah*

2005-06-13 [iippo]: Insert witty remark here... XD muahaha, perfect name. I will don't worry. And if you sometimes write something like prose, feel free to drop by what if....

2005-06-13 [Lost in Illusions]: sure.. though most of my writing is essay or mini-rant-ish. Actually, I thought the name sounded a little cliche, but I couldnt think of a witty name at the moment, so it became that.

2005-06-13 [iippo]: Fairness. In fact I think I rememebr you brooding over the name here only, earlier. So what is your latest rantage about?

2005-06-13 [Lost in Illusions]: well, vive de revolution is my newest rant.. it's more just about humor than anything else.. I dont have anything to rant about lately.. odd, huh?

2005-06-13 [iippo]: Yeah. World seems to be quite ok lately.

2005-06-13 [Lost in Illusions]: Im sure I could find something... but Im just too lazy.. blah.

2005-07-20 [Avoral]: I'm black.

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: really? Coulda fooled me. *peers over your skin* Youre lighter than me! >< hehe.

2005-07-21 [Avoral]: Ha. I've gotten a tan since. We'll see who's blacker.

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: well, in that case, you're probably darker than me.. I've avoided the sun most of the summer.. still have my burnt face -_-

2005-07-21 [Avoral]: Nah, my tan sucks, considering I didn't get one.

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: haha. I never get a tan... always burn and that's it.. or if I even do tan, it's a farmer's tan because I refuse to take off my shirt.. yeah, cause I'm so pudgey >< But yeah, enough about that.

2005-07-21 [Avoral]: Runs. Runs lots.

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: well, i'm exercising, doing a bunch of cardio, so hopefully in a couple of months, I'll be back to my flat tummy.. unfortunately, there's not much I can do for my face, with these damn "cherub cheeks" I'm debating lipo.. yeah, vain, but it's not like I can help my face like I can my body.

2005-07-21 [Avoral]: Aha, I see.

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: well, a few girls might find the cherub cheeks "cute" but I hate them.

2005-07-21 [Avoral]: I likes them!

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: well, youre not gay, darling, otherwise if I stood a chance with you, I'd keep everything exactly the way it is. ^^ hehe.

2005-07-21 [Avoral]: Yay!

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: Yay? ^_^ Are ya trying to tell me something? haha.

2005-07-21 [Delladreing]: o.O eeh too early for so much inuendo

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: at the time it wasnt.. yay, Avoral's back. :) I like talking to him.

2005-07-21 [Delladreing]: he has been sorely missed, but I probably should call of my trackers then...*coughs* :p

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: I gots his number, but I'm horrible at calling to people on the phone, and apparently, hes' even worse, so I dont see us talking on the phone very soon. heh.

2005-07-21 [Delladreing]: yes but im also guessing that call wouldnt be transatlantic now would it?

2005-07-21 [iippo]: Since this comment will drop my previous comment off the page, it must be made in order for iippo to stay on page. You didn't think you got rid of me did you now? Cherubey...

2005-07-21 [Delladreing]: LoL, damn our plans were thwarted ^_-

2005-07-21 [iippo]: *thwarts* Man, you should go to GaiaOnline sometimes, plenty of flammable people there...

2005-07-21 [Delladreing]: *twitches* I was on there but in the end it did nothing but agrivate my bad heart at the time and I didnt get much done in the way of flaming

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: darn.. *plots*

2005-07-21 [Delladreing]: of course now that im back in figting health theres nothing to stop me signing up again >:D

2005-07-21 [Lost in Illusions]: wheeeeeeee!! Our world domination is coming together QUITE nicely! ^_^

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: Tis true, althouhg you do realise when the time comes I will have to destroy you all *wink*

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: Well, I believe my hamster assassin, Kiowa, will have something to say about that *squeek!*

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: Ah the hamster assassins, good to see they are still about

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: yes.. Kiowa has a defect though... He'll do what I say, but he has this fetish for... well, eyebrows.

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: Eyebrow fettishes? I thought they were breeding those out of the furry little buggers!

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: He must have escaped the extinction process..  *shrugs* He's my top assassin, but he always has to go after the eyebrows first.

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: *sighs* I can see how that might hinder things somewhat

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: nah... he just tortures them by gnawing off the eyebrows first. He ends up killing them after all that.

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: hmm fair enough then

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: yes, quite.. so what shall we do to kill everyon in the world?

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: hmm im not sure, i think ive used to large metal disk in the noon sun one too many times

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: wait.. huh...?

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: *grins* ah so you havent read all my bio then, i have a tendancy to strap people onto large metal disks and then drag them out into the dessert noon sun and leave them to roast, it can take quite a while sometimes O.o

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: yes.. but afterwards, you have a nice human steak. =3

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: thats where the problem is, im not even a meat eater, im vegetarian...hmm maybe i could sell it to the masses...

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: I could help ya!

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: I'll eat their livers *changes voice* "with some fava beans and a nice chiaanti"

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: O.o

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: fair enough mate, out back in the giant refridgerator i had installed

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe, did you get the reference?

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: you will excuse me while i quote my brother here "well duh" :p "the lambs...they...they were screaming"

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe. I just love to use that quote when I have the chance.

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: lol its a good un to drop in at random boring partys to

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: I just love the way he says "chiaanti" it's so great.

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: *chuckles*

2005-07-22 [iippo]: *pins self with "I Have Mad Cow Disease" -sign* o.O *whistles innocently*

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: in all perfect honesty [iippo] love, do you think that would stop him? lol

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: the disease cooks out with grilling. xD

2005-07-22 [iippo]: XD Well, you'll just hope. And when you see cows everywhere too, I will have had my revenge. And the part that my Darling will nuke you if anything happens to me. ^^;;

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: Pfft nukes, you think they haven't tried that? I'm not glowing out of happyness thats for sure

2005-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: xD Dont worry.. we wont try anything with you..unless you give us a reason to ^^

2005-07-22 [iippo]: Fairness. By the time you guys get to world domination, I'll be dead and buried and you can animate my lifeless corpse to build your army of the undead to grind in your tyranny.

2005-07-22 [Delladreing]: That sounds like a plan to me

2005-08-14 [dragonflye]: hello everyone long time no see!

2005-08-15 [Avoral]: Glow, my child. Glow with power.

2005-08-15 [iippo]: Or with nuclear radiation, your choice (yes I know it doesn't actually glow).

2005-08-15 [Delladreing]: lol now i am wondering, is this directed at my line about nukes and myself :p

2005-08-15 [iippo]: I can't remember, it's been so long since there was a discussion here... o_O

2005-08-15 [iippo]: *rereads conversation* Ah, heh, yeah no, it came from somewhere else that nuclear glowing. I read something about it (something in a magazine about the insides of the Earth).

2005-08-15 [Delladreing]: oh the confusion >.<

2005-08-16 [dragonflye]: yeah who was that comment for anyway, avi?

2005-08-16 [iippo]: I'm assuming to you flye. Since you sort of revived the conversation here.

2005-08-16 [dragonflye]: lol I thought so, but I wasn't totally sure and all. *glows with a radioactive glow*

2005-08-22 [Avoral]: Nah, it was to The Fiona. But it's great to see more radioactive glowing! *Radiation for all!*

2005-08-22 [Delladreing]: EXTRA RADIAITION FOR ALL!!

2005-08-22 [Avoral]: And then some.

2005-08-22 [Delladreing]: indeed

2005-08-23 [iippo]: I always liked the "and then some" way of erm, way. Ó_o

2005-08-23 [Delladreing]: o.O faaaair enough

2005-08-23 [iippo]: My new facey is so expressive with its eyebrows. Ò_o

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